For a slight change in my course, today I attempt a movie review, something I haven't done in a long time.
Ted, the freshman screenplay of Seth McFarlane, sea manatee at large, is just what I expected it to be. Anyone who's a fan of Family Guy (or its sloppy seconds American Dad, or sloppy thirds The Cleveland Show) is already familiar with McFarlane's sense of humor. In every 22 minute episode, maybe 5 minutes are dedicated to the plot itself. The rest are cutaway gags, pop culture references, elongated dialogue that goes nowhere, or extended fight scenes.
Ted is no exception. If you are already a fan of McFarlane (which I am), this movie is a must see. No spoilers, this movie is chock full of enough pop culture geekdom to cause any Gen X fanboy to splooj in their pants. And of course, the cameos, oh the cameos--Patrick Warburton, Patrick Stewart, Nora Jones, and others I will not spoil.
The plot: Marky Mark flexes his comedic muscles as a manboy with a foul-mouthed, weed smoking, sex addicted teddy bear who's his best friend. Now in this one he does manage to keep his shirt on most of the time; but there are plenty of fight scenes! After all, what is Marky Mark if he keeps his shirt and pants on? He still loves getting into fights. And of course, plenty of breaking-the-fourth-wall references to his very pronounced New England accent (Spoiler Alert: Ted making fun of how Boston girls sound when they're having an orgasm).
Those who have seen the previews know the basic plot. Marky Mark is John Bennett, a 30-something used car salesman who has almost nothing redeeming about himself except for (a) his charming good looks (he is constantly referred to by girls who are way out of his league as the best looking in New England), and (b) his girlfriend Lori.
Lori is played by Mila Kunis, who in this movie is also doing what she does best. She is so good at being the good looking nag, that many find it hard to believe that she was cast as Meg Griffin. So in this movie, she plays an executive at some automotive company, one who's making too much money and of too high social status to be dating Marky Mark. And she's always being hit on by her boss, a true-to-form Ryan Seacrest lookalike, total obvious I'm-sexy-and-you-know-it douchebag. And yet Lori continuously spurns his advances.
And so, the very cliched bromance triangle. John Bennett must now choose between his best friend and his girlfriend. So naturally, Lori manages to flit between total ballbuster to concerned female partner who simply wants her partner to GROW UP! She ends up convincing Ted to move out on his own and get a job. But John still sneaks away to smoke weed with Ted, miss work, spend less time with Lori, and get himself in huge trouble!
This movie is not one of those that will make any new McFarlane fans. It is a great first attempt at a movie for a man who's already accomplished so much. Right now, he pretty much rules Fox's Sunday night lineup. But as far as movies go, he could have taken it much further than he did. The plot seemed a bit too undeveloped. True to his form, the plot was definitely secondary to the gags, slapstick, one-liners, and geek references. Of course, the plot is a bit stronger than those early Family Guy episodes. At least it is there. I think Seth McFarlane has so much going for him as a writer. I hope he continues to make movies, and if he makes a another one, it's much stronger than this one was.
So to answer the question, is this movie worth seeing? For those who love Family Guy, HELL YEAH! For those who watch it once in a while, wait till you can Netflix it. For those who hate Family Guy, er, see it but be like Statler and Waldorf the whole time...
Friday, July 6, 2012
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
What I've Been Reading
Now that I'm done with grad school, I've been ODing on the reading. Here's my current reading list.
"The Elegant Universe" by Brian Greene
I love science. While some may argue that science is merely another religion, science in its nature uses empirical methods to prove its findings--as opposed to religion, which is more backed by faith. Yes, even science and mathematics have postulates that cannot be proven; but at least once they get past the postulates, the rest all follows logic. For this reason, I am more partial to science than I am to any organized religion out there.
Of course, most books I have read on cosmology were almost as spoon-bending as the Holy Books themselves! For example, Stephen Hawking's A Brief History of Time did bring to my awareness what contemporary scientists believe. However, there were still plenty of questions amiss. After all, Dr. Hawking was painting in very broad strokes about 200 years worth of heavy research. So some of the sections of that book--especially subatomic particles, black holes, singularities, quantum mechanics, et al--raised my eyebrows a-plenty. Having not read the studies that yielded these results, I had to resign to blind faith--faith that these scientists know what they're talking about and I am merely a boorish ignoramus.
I then tried reading "A Stubbornly Persistent Illusion", or Dr. Hawking's compilation on Einstein. Holy Red Heifer! Now this book made me even more confused. First of all, I do not have the requisite background in mathematics to be able to comprehend the workings that Einstein did. I could parse on a philosophical level the problem he was trying to solve: James Clerk Maxwell proved that a beam of light moves at a constant speed, so if one were to ride on a beam of light, what would happen to time? But then, the math he did TOTALLY lost me. I wasn't even up to Special Relativity and I already threw my hands in the air. Like I could understand the Cliff Notes version of General Relativity as explained on Wikipedia, but the math behind it? Fuhgedaboudit!
Enter Brian Green. I've seen him speak at the World Science Festival. I've watched a few of his NOVA specials. He is a brilliant scientist, but extremely charismatic. I would describe him as resembling Gene Wilder with a Midwestern accent. He's a bigshot Physicist at Columbia, but still able to explain even the most daunting of concepts to non-scientists/mathematicians like me.
So this book, The Elegant Universe, is his persuasive argument for String Theory. For those unaware, String Theory is one of several attempts to come up with a TOE (Theory of Everything) to explain all natural phenomena. Right now, we have GUT (Grand Unified Theory), which unites the Electromagnetic Force, Strong Nuclear Force, and Weak Nuclear Force. The odd-man-out here is the Gravitational Force, which does not behave like the other forces. This has troubled scientists for a long time. In fact, Green claims, Einstein spent the last 30 years of his life trying to reconcile this, but failed.
And so, this book as an attempt to persuade readers that String Theory is the future. There are others out there, but String seems to be the one that is the most mathematically sound (so far). But what I like about this book the best is that Green does an excellent job explaining why scientists believe in things like subatomic particles and why they are necessary. Reading this book, I find a refreshing reaffirmation of my faith in science.
From the opposite spectrum:
"How to Read the Bible" by James Kugel.
This is not the most heretical thing I've ever read. However, if you can seriously read this book with an open mind and still believe that the Torah was written by Moses all at once, then your faith is more unwavering than Job!
The most interesting thing about this book? The author, James L. Kugel, identifies himself as a fully observant Orthodox Jew. That's right, this man, who sometimes abashedly/tongue-in-cheekly tears a hole in Biblical Monism still is a man of faith! One day, I hope to ask him how he reconciles this (I'm sure it's out there on the interwebs....)
I will be visiting and revisiting things Kugel has taught me throughout my bloggings. There is much to say. Some I already came across in my readings. Much of it was in passing--such as Documentary Hypothesis, which states that the Torah is a tapestry of at least 4 different strands (J,E,P, & D), each of which was written at a different time and by different authors (or sets of authors). Of course, the theory is not incontrovertible, as we may never know who exactly these authors were. My rule of thumb: if you are shooting down a popularly believed theory, at least make sure the one you replace it with is more plausible! For example, the mystery of who really shot JFK: Now the Warren Commission clearly glossed a lot of things over and left a lot of holes. But some of the alternative theories are simply ASININE! I'm talking about aliens, citizens of the Lost Continent of Atlantis, massive conspiracies that are so intricate that we might as well just throw our arms up and give into a lone gunman, etc.
Here's a taster. When Uncle Moishy sang "Hashem is here, Hashem is there, Hashem is truly everywhere..." was he talking about the God of the Old Testament? Sure, from the time I was a kid, this is what I was taught about God. He is incorporeal and the anthropomorphisms of the Torah are meant to be taken euphemistically (i.e. "and God saw", "His outstretched arm", "and the Lord heard"). But Kugel argues that perhaps this was not always the dominant belief. Like why did Moses have to climb a mountain with a burning bush to speak to God? Why did the Israellites have to go to Mt. Sinai to receive the law? And why then did they have to build a tabernacle? I can't do justice to Kugel's arguments: but he argues that at some point, it was believed that YHWH had his corporeality: he did "dwell amongst the people", he did "walk in the Garden", and he absolutely did "descend upon the Egyptians" and "pass over the houses of the Israellites". That is, God had a finite spirit that did move around, and the tabernacle really was a place where he "lived". Only later authors hint toward an incorporeal deity as currently believed in.
"The Elegant Universe" by Brian Greene
I love science. While some may argue that science is merely another religion, science in its nature uses empirical methods to prove its findings--as opposed to religion, which is more backed by faith. Yes, even science and mathematics have postulates that cannot be proven; but at least once they get past the postulates, the rest all follows logic. For this reason, I am more partial to science than I am to any organized religion out there.
Of course, most books I have read on cosmology were almost as spoon-bending as the Holy Books themselves! For example, Stephen Hawking's A Brief History of Time did bring to my awareness what contemporary scientists believe. However, there were still plenty of questions amiss. After all, Dr. Hawking was painting in very broad strokes about 200 years worth of heavy research. So some of the sections of that book--especially subatomic particles, black holes, singularities, quantum mechanics, et al--raised my eyebrows a-plenty. Having not read the studies that yielded these results, I had to resign to blind faith--faith that these scientists know what they're talking about and I am merely a boorish ignoramus.
I then tried reading "A Stubbornly Persistent Illusion", or Dr. Hawking's compilation on Einstein. Holy Red Heifer! Now this book made me even more confused. First of all, I do not have the requisite background in mathematics to be able to comprehend the workings that Einstein did. I could parse on a philosophical level the problem he was trying to solve: James Clerk Maxwell proved that a beam of light moves at a constant speed, so if one were to ride on a beam of light, what would happen to time? But then, the math he did TOTALLY lost me. I wasn't even up to Special Relativity and I already threw my hands in the air. Like I could understand the Cliff Notes version of General Relativity as explained on Wikipedia, but the math behind it? Fuhgedaboudit!
Enter Brian Green. I've seen him speak at the World Science Festival. I've watched a few of his NOVA specials. He is a brilliant scientist, but extremely charismatic. I would describe him as resembling Gene Wilder with a Midwestern accent. He's a bigshot Physicist at Columbia, but still able to explain even the most daunting of concepts to non-scientists/mathematicians like me.
So this book, The Elegant Universe, is his persuasive argument for String Theory. For those unaware, String Theory is one of several attempts to come up with a TOE (Theory of Everything) to explain all natural phenomena. Right now, we have GUT (Grand Unified Theory), which unites the Electromagnetic Force, Strong Nuclear Force, and Weak Nuclear Force. The odd-man-out here is the Gravitational Force, which does not behave like the other forces. This has troubled scientists for a long time. In fact, Green claims, Einstein spent the last 30 years of his life trying to reconcile this, but failed.
And so, this book as an attempt to persuade readers that String Theory is the future. There are others out there, but String seems to be the one that is the most mathematically sound (so far). But what I like about this book the best is that Green does an excellent job explaining why scientists believe in things like subatomic particles and why they are necessary. Reading this book, I find a refreshing reaffirmation of my faith in science.
From the opposite spectrum:
"How to Read the Bible" by James Kugel.
This is not the most heretical thing I've ever read. However, if you can seriously read this book with an open mind and still believe that the Torah was written by Moses all at once, then your faith is more unwavering than Job!
The most interesting thing about this book? The author, James L. Kugel, identifies himself as a fully observant Orthodox Jew. That's right, this man, who sometimes abashedly/tongue-in-cheekly tears a hole in Biblical Monism still is a man of faith! One day, I hope to ask him how he reconciles this (I'm sure it's out there on the interwebs....)
I will be visiting and revisiting things Kugel has taught me throughout my bloggings. There is much to say. Some I already came across in my readings. Much of it was in passing--such as Documentary Hypothesis, which states that the Torah is a tapestry of at least 4 different strands (J,E,P, & D), each of which was written at a different time and by different authors (or sets of authors). Of course, the theory is not incontrovertible, as we may never know who exactly these authors were. My rule of thumb: if you are shooting down a popularly believed theory, at least make sure the one you replace it with is more plausible! For example, the mystery of who really shot JFK: Now the Warren Commission clearly glossed a lot of things over and left a lot of holes. But some of the alternative theories are simply ASININE! I'm talking about aliens, citizens of the Lost Continent of Atlantis, massive conspiracies that are so intricate that we might as well just throw our arms up and give into a lone gunman, etc.
Here's a taster. When Uncle Moishy sang "Hashem is here, Hashem is there, Hashem is truly everywhere..." was he talking about the God of the Old Testament? Sure, from the time I was a kid, this is what I was taught about God. He is incorporeal and the anthropomorphisms of the Torah are meant to be taken euphemistically (i.e. "and God saw", "His outstretched arm", "and the Lord heard"). But Kugel argues that perhaps this was not always the dominant belief. Like why did Moses have to climb a mountain with a burning bush to speak to God? Why did the Israellites have to go to Mt. Sinai to receive the law? And why then did they have to build a tabernacle? I can't do justice to Kugel's arguments: but he argues that at some point, it was believed that YHWH had his corporeality: he did "dwell amongst the people", he did "walk in the Garden", and he absolutely did "descend upon the Egyptians" and "pass over the houses of the Israellites". That is, God had a finite spirit that did move around, and the tabernacle really was a place where he "lived". Only later authors hint toward an incorporeal deity as currently believed in.